it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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