I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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