I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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