everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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