i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Randomize
