if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
there is glitter all over my balls
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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