oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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