I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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