ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
