called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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