Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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