if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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