Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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