Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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