He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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