TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There r osticjed everywhere
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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