we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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