to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Enjoy the penises
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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