I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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