just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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