Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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