sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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