Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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