problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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