And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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