Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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