No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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