So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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