Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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