I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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