he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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