Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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