Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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