BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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