I cockslap morals
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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