okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
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a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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