time to smoke my breakfast
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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