she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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