Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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