oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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