Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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