I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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