I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
