I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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