I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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