After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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