I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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