I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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