yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She announced her abortion via fbk
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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