I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
