I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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