its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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