id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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