Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize