ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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