If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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