Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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