you would pick up someone in the library
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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