I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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